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KENNEDY: Will Alec Baldwin’s fake Spanish baby factory Hilario lure their seven pups to meet him in PRISON to film this new sickening reality show?


Emetic Alec Baldwin and his fake Spanish bambino factory Hilaria are selling off their family of nine in one last greedy cash grab with new reality show ‘The Baldwins’.

You know who won’t have their own family reality show? Halyna Hutchins, a cameraman and young mother who was accidentally shot and killed by Baldwin on the set of «Rust» in 2021.

Alec is set to stand trial in a few weeks, charged in New Mexico with Hutchins’ involuntary manslaughter.

TLC — home of wholesome cultural touchstones like «90 Day Fiancé» and «MILF Manor» — is footing the bill for this most repulsive narcissistic show to come out next year.

Which makes me wonder: How will continue filming if Alec ends up clinking («Rust» gunsmith Hannah Gutierrez-Reed was sentenced to 18 months behind bars in April for the same charge)?

Emetic Alec Baldwin and his fake Spanish baby factory Hilaria are selling off their family of nine in one last greedy cash grab with new reality show ‘The Baldwins’.

Just imagine the scams.

Alec sobbed softly at the news of another positive pregnancy test.

Wife Hillary—an ordinary white girl from Boston who spent a few years in Spain and now sounds like Javier Bardem—watches over her Latin offspring as they run roughshod over the Santa Fe prison.

TLC’s press release promised – threatened? — that the Baldwins will ‘open up their lives for the first time and bring everyone in to join in the non-stop love, laughter and drama.’

Because there’s nothing funnier than the drama of a family torn apart – Hutchins’ then-nine-year-old son left mentally speechless two days when he learned of his mother’s death.

What about the continued love that Alec displayed in that smug sit-down with ABC News rumor mill George Stephanopoulos, where he seemingly implicated Hutchins in her own death?

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«Everything is in her direction,» Baldwin moaned in December 2021. «I’m holding the gun where she told me to hold it, which ended up right under her armpit.»

You know who won't have their own family reality show?  Halyna Hutchins, cameraman accidentally shot and killed by Baldwin on the set of

You know who won’t have their own family reality show? Halyna Hutchins, cameraman accidentally shot and killed by Baldwin on the set of «Rust» in 2021.

Alec is set to go to trial in a few weeks, charged in New Mexico with Hutchins' involuntary manslaughter.

Alec is set to go to trial in a few weeks, charged in New Mexico with Hutchins’ involuntary manslaughter.

In another twisted show promo this week, Alec ‘It Wossont Me’ Baldwin personally teased: ‘We invite you into our home to experience the ups and downs, the good and the bad, the wild and the crazy.’

Such wild and crazy ups and downs include:

  • Hilaria and Alec shout at photographers on the side of the motorway before strutting for said photographers in a stunning papa walk and donning fishnet thongs… mid-January New York City!
  • And fluffy family man Alec called his then 11-year-old daughter Ireland from a previous marriage a «little pig with no thoughts» in a 2007 voicemail.

Tight purses and plummeting social capital really do make the ugliest among us even uglier.

Fresh H&M humiliation

If the loss of Posh and Becks’ friendship wasn’t humiliating enough, the nasty Sussexes have ripped a football-shaped hole in their Netflix raft – with the characters sinking like a rock.

Newly released data from the streamer showed that Queen Victoria (and Consort Dave) came out victorious, with 43.9 million views for their hits in the second half of last year.

By comparison, the whiny whinge-a-thon from H&M crawled over the goal line with just 12.6 million.

It turned out gold orbs shine brighter than ginger.

Auf Wiedersehen, bra!

German model and sausage tease Heidi Klum celebrated her 51st birthday by tanning balloons for a completely nude Insta selfie.

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This frau obviously hasn’t grown out of her insatiable hunger for attention.

German model and sausage tease Heidi Klum celebrated her 51st birthday by tanning balloons for a completely nude Insta selfie.

German model and sausage tease Heidi Klum celebrated her 51st birthday by tanning balloons for a completely nude Insta selfie.

Hunter’s leading ladies

As Hunter Biden starts gunning for Delaware, Dr. Jill dons her best pantsuits to show her stepmother support in person.

Also on the women’s side are half-sister Ashley — of «my dad’s shower» infamy — and wife Melissa Cohen.

Blonde blonde and clearly ill-built Mad Melissa — a fresh 38 to Hunter’s 54 — goes on a rampage, calling a Trump staffer a «Nazi scumbag» outside the courthouse.

Maybe she’ll melt when she realizes she might have to re-enter the male market soon if Hunter ends up in the hoosegow.

Parade of Ignorance

When ‘Queers4Palestine’ protestors tried to disrupt the Philly Pride parade by donning a curious collection of butt-baring keffiyehs and slavery, it was a rainbow.

One poster read «No Pride In Genocide» – but does anyone have the guts to tell these extraterrestrial wokeies that homophobic Islamists would love to commit genocide on every letter in the LGBTQIA alphabet?

Baby Gaga?

Lady Gaga looked full of life at her sister Natali’s wedding over the weekend, sporting a huge smile and a noticeable baby bump that got tongues wagging: Could a new star be born this way in the next few months?

Fans hoping to walk the little monster in mommy’s oven were disappointed when she quashed the rumors in a statement on Tuesday.

A reminder that there are a number of reasons why an asterisk may not stay thin. And as we well know, it’s never polite to ask a Lady.

Lady Gaga looked full of life at her sister Natali's wedding over the weekend, sporting a huge smile and a noticeable baby bump that got tongues wagging: Could a new star be born this way in the next few months?

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Cry-baby Caitlin

WNBA artist Caitlin Clark must be having a blast dribbling while balancing that halo.

Our Iowa Martyr is the talk of the town after Chicago Sky’s Chennedy Carter side-checked her into the mezzanine during Saturday’s WNBA game.

«It’s just not a basketball game,» Saint Caitlin preached afterward. “But you know, I have to replay it.

Somebody give that girl a crown of thorns!

If Clark didn’t dive like Michael Phelps every time someone coughed in her direction, I’d have a little more sympathy.

And that $28 million Nike sponsorship deal doesn’t exactly scream «sacrifice» either.

Congressional clowning

Tennessee Rep. John Rose must have missed the point that Congress isn’t a kindergarten because his 6-year-old pup, Guy, showed him off Monday, pulling faces off the pews for the cameras.

Rose’s wife Chelsea — whom he met when he was 42, she a 17-year-old in high school and married four years later when she was of age — could have picked up her son, but she may not have. still a license.

Tennessee Rep.  John Rose must have missed the point that Congress isn't a kindergarten because his 6-year-old pup, Guy, showed him off Monday, pulling faces off the pews for the cameras.

Tennessee Rep. John Rose must have missed the point that Congress isn’t a kindergarten because his 6-year-old pup, Guy, showed him off Monday, pulling faces off the pews for the cameras.

Grim justice

Sicko Canadian serial killer Robert Pickton strangled the lives of would-be dozens of prostitutes and Aboriginal women on a multi-year rampage in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

In an extra grim twist, Pickton – a farmer by trade – fed the corpses of his victims to his pigs.

When he was finally caught, the government had to issue an advisory to those who could eat his pork products.

Pickton was beaten to death last week. Enjoy the hell, huh?



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